Elizabeth. Some times I make things, occasionally I write things, and the rest of the time I mindlessly reblog. Most of my blog is Avengers, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, and anything else that strikes my shipper's fancy. Current celebrity crushes include (but are not limited to) Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant (duh), Michael Fassbender, Jensen Ackles (and most of the Supernatural cast), and the entire rest of the Avengers cast.Enter at your own risk and enjoy!
“So we’re really going?” Miranda asked.
“Absolutely,” Gary said with a smile.
“Taiwan here we come!”
We shall call it… This Land.
I think we should call it ‘Your Grave’.
Aaah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
“After all what right does a humble sailor have to expect any better?”
“Is that a body bag?”
“Yes it is.”
“It’s empty.”
“How ‘bout that.”
“Do you even know why you’re doing this? Can you even remember? The warehouse.”
Doctor Who 6x2: Day of the Moon
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//why are you so nice to me
Because you’re nice to me and you’re so sweet and fun and I like you. :D
Castiel’s Very Important List of Things to Remember
1. Dean is allergic to bee stings. Smiting the bees is not nearly as helpful as administering epinephrine.
2. Despite his attitude, Sam is afraid of how much he needs Dean’s guidance and protection. Allow them plenty of time together.
3. ‘Going to bed early’ translates to sexual intercourse in Dean’s mind.
4. After said intercourse, when Dean rolls away, you must draw him back. Be aggressive if necessary. He wants you to do so.
5. While drunk, Sam is much harder to deal with than Dean. Bring tissues and be prepared for hugging.
6. Emotionally, Dean is Sam’s mother. This means you are his step-father. Do not fight in front of him. He will find it upsetting and annoying.
7. VERY IMPORTANT: Dean is ticklish on the back of his thighs.
8. Dean will continue to look at women. This does not mean he wishes to leave you. However, if you look at other humans, he will become jealous and clingy. Don’t try to understand it.
9. Do not mention it when Dean tears up at emotional television commercials.
10. Re-read #9
11. However much you believe Dean needs to hear ‘I love you’, double it.
12. Don’t forget that humans are supposed to make ridiculous expressions during sex.
13. While Dean enjoys your urgency, you must not attempt to initiate relations until you are certain Sam is out of the room.
Dean’s List of Very Important Things to Remember
1. Cas was a virgin for thousands of years. It’s like being 17 times a million. It does not make you less of a man if you get worn out.
2. Just because he is not actively glaring or crying or otherwise emotional does not mean that Cas is not pissed at you.
3. When you see Sam and Cas together, don’t assume they are plotting against you. It annoys them and will lead to actual plotting.
4. Cas doesn’t like apple pie. Cas will never like apple pie. Try to accept this and move on.
5. Cas finds random humans interesting. He doesn’t want to have sex with them. You have to stop hitting these people.
6. Don’t be jealous of Sam and Cas’ friendship. Think of it as God rewarding you by sending a stand-in for Sam’s boring-ass conversations.
7. Just eat the damn food. Yes, he can’t cook. Remember, we’ve decided to find it endearing.
8. Always remember: no matter what you say or do in the bedroom, Cas ain’t telling.
9. Cas doesn’t find it humorous when you joke about loving the Impala more than him. Seriously, stop it.
10.Don’t touch his back in public. Yes, it’s weirdly hot that he’s got invisible erogenous zones hanging from his back, but it embarrasses him.
11. If you ever feel bad about Cas not being very jealous of other humans, just remember how he acted the last time you were in the same room with Michael.
12. Don’t you dare fuck this up.
