Elizabeth. (that's me)
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In honor of Teen Wolf Hater Anon, here is a Derek/Stiles drabble I wrote. Enjoy!

Pairing: Derek/Stiles

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my blog?

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Waking up in Vegas to the tune of Katy Perry’s Waking Up In Vegas, was not the kind of inception moment Stiles was prepared to deal with. The room was bright with sun which made Stiles squint and groan, his hangover making itself known. Shifting to get away from the light’s glare, Stiles became aware of an arm wrapped around his chest and stubble scrapping the back of his neck.

“What the-” Stiles froze when lips pressed against his jaw, just under his ear.

“Go back to sleep,” a deep, very familiar voice said against his skin.

“Hell.” Stiles squeaked, failing his way out from under the arm, away from the voice, and falling over the side of the bed to land on the floor in a tangle of sheets. Scrambling to free himself from the sheets, Stiles peeked over the edge of the bed, staring wide eyed and open mouthed at the other occupant of the bed.

Derek freaking Hale grinned back at him.

“Oh my god,” Stiles groaned, falling flat on his back into the pile of bedding and throwing his hands over his face.

“Oh my god!” he shouted pulling his hands back from his face and staring in horror at his left hand. There, on his fourth finger, was a band of gold. 

Derek’s face appeared over the edge of the bed, smirking down at Stiles on the floor. “What?”

“I- you- there’s a ring on my finger!” Stiles sputtered, waving the hand with the ring around in the air and pointing to it with his other hand.

“Yes.” The smirk fell off Derek’s face. 

“Yes?! All you’ve got is ‘yes’?!” Stiles looked up at Derek with alarm. “Who has the other one? Did I marry a hooker? Oh god, did I marry Scott?! Allison is going to kill me!”

Looking down at Stiles, blank-faced, Derek held up his left hand.

“Hello, husband.” 

    superdupertimemachine asked "miranda/gary anything"


    "So we’re really going?" Miranda asked.

    "Absolutely," Gary said with a smile.

    "Taiwan here we come!"

      superdupertimemachine asked "the doctor and companion of your choice meet the Beatles (ha!)"


      "Oh my god! That’s that’s-" Martha’s voice faded in awe.

      “‘ello. I’m Ringo and that’s Paul, John, and George.”

      "She’s just really excited to meet you," the Doctor said, catching Martha before she hit the ground.

        superdupertimemachine asked "firefly/doctor who crossover"


        "You know, you’re pretty spry for an old man," Kaylee said with a wink.

        "Why thank y-"

        "No!" The Doctor and Malcolm shouted at the same time, stopping Jack mid-sentence. 

          Erik let out a sigh, refusing to break eye contact with Charles. “I don’t understand what you want from me.” He said quietly, a tint of defeat in his voice.

          "Everything," Charles answered.

            His stubble is sharp and oh so good against your inner thigh as he licks and nuzzles his way back up your body. Hot lips press kisses over your navel, leaving chills in their wake. His hard body settles warm over yours and his kiss tastes like sex and the coffee he drank earlier. It’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted. 

              You weren’t sure how your nieces and nephews would react to meeting David. They could be a rowdy bunch at times, and no sooner had he knelt down to their level than they were all over him.
He just laughed and fell to the ground, wrestling them and flipping them into the grass. Even more impressive was the way he didn’t even flinch when a sharp elbow landed hard into his side. Still laughing the kids ran off to play on the playground and you hurried over to give David a hand.
Pulling him to his feet, you leaned against his uninjured side and walked him to the picnic tables. “Let’s see the damage then,” you said gesturing to him to lift up his shirt.
"It’s nothing really," he said with a wince as he sat down. You narrowed your eyes at him until he conceded, lifting his shirt.
"Ouch." Opening one of the coolers you pulled out an ice pack one of the parents had thoughtfully packed just in case. Covering it in a paper towel you gently pressed it to the darkening skin. "I’m sorry, David. I know they can be a bit much."
His arm slid around your shoulders pulling you close and he pressed a kiss to your mouth. “Nonsense,” he grinned. “They’re wonderful. And so are you.”

              You weren’t sure how your nieces and nephews would react to meeting David. They could be a rowdy bunch at times, and no sooner had he knelt down to their level than they were all over him.

              He just laughed and fell to the ground, wrestling them and flipping them into the grass. Even more impressive was the way he didn’t even flinch when a sharp elbow landed hard into his side. Still laughing the kids ran off to play on the playground and you hurried over to give David a hand.

              Pulling him to his feet, you leaned against his uninjured side and walked him to the picnic tables. “Let’s see the damage then,” you said gesturing to him to lift up his shirt.

              "It’s nothing really," he said with a wince as he sat down. You narrowed your eyes at him until he conceded, lifting his shirt.

              "Ouch." Opening one of the coolers you pulled out an ice pack one of the parents had thoughtfully packed just in case. Covering it in a paper towel you gently pressed it to the darkening skin. "I’m sorry, David. I know they can be a bit much."

              His arm slid around your shoulders pulling you close and he pressed a kiss to your mouth. “Nonsense,” he grinned. “They’re wonderful. And so are you.”

                
You’re on him the minute he opens the door, keys still in the lock. He drops his bags to the floor in favor of cupping your ass as you wrap your legs around his waist, arms locked around his neck. You kiss him hard, licking at his lips, saying in one kiss just how much you missed him.
He holds you against him, with one arm as he pulls the keys from the door, shuffling you both forward into the flat. Shutting the door and pinning you against it, he kisses back in earnest, excited. His mouth moves over your jaw to your neck as you run your fingers up into his hair.
"Gross, David." You frown, pulling back and looking at your now greasy hands. His hair is coated in the stuff and stiff as a board from the Doctor’s hair gel. His mouth moves over your neck, sucking bruises into the skin.
He answers between kisses, “Didn’t have time to shower. Missed you.”
With a smile, you unwrap your legs from his waist, dropping to the floor. “Well then, dirty boy, let’s get you all cleaned up,” you say with a leer. His laugh is equally as lewd and he pinches your bum as he follows you up the stairs. 

                You’re on him the minute he opens the door, keys still in the lock. He drops his bags to the floor in favor of cupping your ass as you wrap your legs around his waist, arms locked around his neck. You kiss him hard, licking at his lips, saying in one kiss just how much you missed him.

                He holds you against him, with one arm as he pulls the keys from the door, shuffling you both forward into the flat. Shutting the door and pinning you against it, he kisses back in earnest, excited. His mouth moves over your jaw to your neck as you run your fingers up into his hair.

                "Gross, David." You frown, pulling back and looking at your now greasy hands. His hair is coated in the stuff and stiff as a board from the Doctor’s hair gel. His mouth moves over your neck, sucking bruises into the skin.

                He answers between kisses, “Didn’t have time to shower. Missed you.”

                With a smile, you unwrap your legs from his waist, dropping to the floor. “Well then, dirty boy, let’s get you all cleaned up,” you say with a leer. His laugh is equally as lewd and he pinches your bum as he follows you up the stairs. 

                  You try not wake him as you climb into bed next to him, but he wakes with the shift of the mattress and the crinkle of the sheets. His hands reach up and stroke down your arms, pulling you over his chest. He’s warm from sleep and smells like fresh laundry and sex. It had been a very good night for you both and judging by the shift of his hips, the morning looks promising too.
You shift up on his chest a bit, spreading your thighs to either side of his hips, straddling him. His hair is soft and thick in your hands as you run your fingers through it. Your fingers clench in the warm strands as he leans up to kiss you.
Pushing back into the kiss, you follow him down into the pillows, his tongue lips at your lips for entrance which you grant happily. He devours your mouth for long, hot minutes before the need for more overcomes him. With a press of his hips and a shove at your shoulders he rolls you over the bed underneath him, grinding down against you. 
"God," he groans into your mouth. "I want you."
"Yes," you answer, dragging your hands down his back. "Yes."

                  You try not wake him as you climb into bed next to him, but he wakes with the shift of the mattress and the crinkle of the sheets. His hands reach up and stroke down your arms, pulling you over his chest. He’s warm from sleep and smells like fresh laundry and sex. It had been a very good night for you both and judging by the shift of his hips, the morning looks promising too.

                  You shift up on his chest a bit, spreading your thighs to either side of his hips, straddling him. His hair is soft and thick in your hands as you run your fingers through it. Your fingers clench in the warm strands as he leans up to kiss you.

                  Pushing back into the kiss, you follow him down into the pillows, his tongue lips at your lips for entrance which you grant happily. He devours your mouth for long, hot minutes before the need for more overcomes him. With a press of his hips and a shove at your shoulders he rolls you over the bed underneath him, grinding down against you. 

                  "God," he groans into your mouth. "I want you."

                  "Yes," you answer, dragging your hands down his back. "Yes."

                  (Source: fiercelyuncool)

                    "Are you ready yet?" He called down the hallway. 
"Almost. I’m just having trouble with this holster." You trudged out of the bedroom, holding the thigh holster up, fighting with the straps. "A little help please Cas?" You asked with a smirk.
"Of course, Dean." David crouched down, with a smile taking the holster from your hands and fitting the straps tight to your leg. His hands wandered a bit on the way up, pinching your bum, before pulling you close for a kiss. "You look good, hunter."
"As do you, angel." You kissed him back, taking a nip at his bottom lip before pulling away. "Let’s go rock this party!"

                    "Are you ready yet?" He called down the hallway. 

                    "Almost. I’m just having trouble with this holster." You trudged out of the bedroom, holding the thigh holster up, fighting with the straps. "A little help please Cas?" You asked with a smirk.

                    "Of course, Dean." David crouched down, with a smile taking the holster from your hands and fitting the straps tight to your leg. His hands wandered a bit on the way up, pinching your bum, before pulling you close for a kiss. "You look good, hunter."

                    "As do you, angel." You kissed him back, taking a nip at his bottom lip before pulling away. "Let’s go rock this party!"

                      queen-of-all-londinium replied to your post: Things that are in my Drafts:  drabble pictures…

                      You are a blogging success no matter what you post. Although, some drabbles every now and again would be nice. BUT no pressure intended :)

                      “‘Some drabbles’, eh?! Some drabbles?” She huffed out a breath in frustration. “How can I just write ‘some drabbles’. I’m not a machine!”

                      "Calm down, Elizabeth. You’re being crazy again." She turned to glare at him, eyes narrowing and mouth tight.

                      "I’m being crazy am I, David? I’ll show you crazy!" She tossed the keyboard aside and lunged at him, pushing into the couch and tickling his ribs. "Crazy! HA! Says the man with 3 different t-shirts! Shouldn’t famous people have bigger wardrobes?"

                      He laughed, grabbing at her hands to stop the tickling. Pulling her down he kissed her into silence. “It’s not my fault you keep stealing all my shirts.”

                        "Where are the gifts?"
"What?"
"The gifts! The gifts, dammit! Where the hell are they?!"
He was starting to get mad which never boded well, especially on days when he was expected to dress up. 
"David, they’re in the boot. Where you put them. Last night. So we wouldn’t forget them?"
"Oh, yes. I just don’t want to mess this day up. It’s important to her."
"I know," you said, stepping close and tying his bow-tie. "You’ll do great. Just calm down." You patted his chest before turning away to open the boot of the car. His hand on your arm stopped you and turned you back. "Thanks," he said softly, leaning down to kiss you.
"No, problem. Just remember I expect you to dance with me after." Smiling at his groan, you pulled the brightly wrapped gifts from the car.

                        "Where are the gifts?"

                        "What?"

                        "The gifts! The gifts, dammit! Where the hell are they?!"

                        He was starting to get mad which never boded well, especially on days when he was expected to dress up. 

                        "David, they’re in the boot. Where you put them. Last night. So we wouldn’t forget them?"

                        "Oh, yes. I just don’t want to mess this day up. It’s important to her."

                        "I know," you said, stepping close and tying his bow-tie. "You’ll do great. Just calm down." You patted his chest before turning away to open the boot of the car. His hand on your arm stopped you and turned you back. "Thanks," he said softly, leaning down to kiss you.

                        "No, problem. Just remember I expect you to dance with me after." Smiling at his groan, you pulled the brightly wrapped gifts from the car.

                          His breath hisses through his teeth with a sharp intake of air as the cold slips over his skin. You can swear you see steam rise from his sweat slicked skin as you move the bit of ice over his neck and down his chest. A low groan escapes him and his stomach tenses, a ripple of muscle as you drag the ice over that sexy little scar and down. His hips buck in reflex and you tighten your thighs around him, holding him in place.
"Please," he growls as you slide the ice over the dip of his hipbones.

                          His breath hisses through his teeth with a sharp intake of air as the cold slips over his skin. You can swear you see steam rise from his sweat slicked skin as you move the bit of ice over his neck and down his chest. A low groan escapes him and his stomach tenses, a ripple of muscle as you drag the ice over that sexy little scar and down. His hips buck in reflex and you tighten your thighs around him, holding him in place.

                          "Please," he growls as you slide the ice over the dip of his hipbones.

                            hanniballecters asked "NINE/ROSE, ROSE MAKES CUPCAKES"


                            "Do they have sprinkles on them?"

                            "Yes, they’ll have sprinkles on them."

                            "What about frosting. Rose are you putting frosting on them?"

                            "What’s gonna keep the spinkles on ‘em if I don’t have frosting? Now go away!" Rose put her flour-covered hands on her hips and glared at the Doctor, who glared right back. Jack laughed at the pair and pulled the Doctor out of the room.

                            It was some time later that Rose came into the console room carrying a tray filled with cupcakes. She handed one with a tiny cursive “Captain” written on top in frosting to Jack and one with banana yellow frosting and a pink sprinkle heart on top to the Doctor. Taking it from her the Doctor kissed her cheek and took a big bite.

                            "It’s perfect," he said, smiling hugely at Rose. 

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